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*gets down on one knee* will you go away
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Post reblogged from PunkMonkSteven with 148,919 notes
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
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Post reblogged from like sandpaper and bare ass with 3,870 notes
what did the squirrel say to his waitress
squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit
why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest
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Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot
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